Reginald didn't have a job. The weather was changing, he looked like a slob. But then one cold, dark winter day, Came along an opportunity, So he followed the address, to get his free meal. On the surface, it looked like a hell of a deal. But when he took his first bite, They put the helmet on tight, And he heard the hum of a hundred-million watt laser.
Reginald, and he used to be nothing. Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button. Reginald, and he used to be nothing. Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button. Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button.
The weather was changing, he looked like a slob.
But then one cold, dark winter day,
Came along an opportunity,
So he followed the address,
to get his free meal.
On the surface, it looked like a hell of a deal.
But when he took his first bite,
They put the helmet on tight,
And he heard the hum of a hundred-million watt laser.
Reginald, and he used to be nothing.
Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button.
Reginald, and he used to be nothing.
Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button.
Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button.